I don’t typically regurgitate things you can Google, but I can’t help but voice an opinion on this one.

Everyone’s favorite mumbler, who has quite a repertoire of politically charged opinions posted around the interwebz, has gotten himself into a pinch…again.

Let me be clear:

You have to be a huge idiot if you are a half-Korean, half-Jewish dude and get called out as a racist, not to mention actually plead guilty to a hate crime.

As someone who went to College with Marcus, or Waucus, I can vouch for the fact that the internet is a great hiding place for him. It is easy to publish articles and even sound semi-intelligent in an attempt to make people think you are somewhat normal.

Let’s review:

• Waucus, at least last time I saw him, is very hard to understand.
• He possibly has a drinking problem.
• He is very opinionated, which I’m ok with, but tends to turn people off with the intensity of his arguments.

If anyone who reads his articles actually met him, he would lose all his credibility.

Needless to say, good for him for pursuing what he enjoys. I don’t want to totally hate on him. He’s doing his thing, even if I still think he’s an odd duck.

Hat tip to Ed for this article about how UVA Law apparently rescinded their acceptance to our friend Waucus.

And just so you know, we call him Waucus because that’s how he says it (he can’t pronounce his own name). I’m not making fun of him. That’s just the truth.

I remember when he was arrested for stealing Oreos from the local Wawa. Search (this site – pick Williamsburg court, for “Epstein, Marcus” (no quotes) and inactive cases. After breaking into a sorority house and being confronted by the police, he denied his act, while his face was covered in black and white crumbs.

I leave you with a quote from his supposed freshman roommate, found here:

This douche was my roommate freshman year at William and Mary. He seemed to be haunted by an air of ridiculous oftentimes malignant happenstance that now has clearly proven itself to be karma.